ROMANIA is the kid who always smells terrible. One day he comes to school smelling like fermented urine, the other day he comes smelling like rotten sperm, and sometimes smelling like shit. He also fart at the end of every sentence, and burps when he says "hello". When he's sitting in his chair he always has a hand in his pants, he's so poor he's searching for breadcrubs in his pubes.
His teeth are crooked because a gypsy pedophile tried to shove its dick up the romanian's mouth, and doing so made a circular hole in the middle of his denture.
The romanian sits at the back, in the left corner of the classroom. Near him there are piles of rotten penises, shit, sperm stains and winged gypsy vaginas.
When the teacher tells him to come to the blackboard to write something, the romanian crawls on the floor like smeagol, heads slowly towards the blackboard leaving a trail of shit and sperm and radioactive glowing piss and when he arrives at the blackboard he jumps so high he reverses gravity and lands on the ceiling, where he begins sucking his own dick.
His teeth are so decayed that they glow like Tritium or Cherenkov Radiation that comes from nuclear reactors. When he sucks his own dick, his dick slowly decays and mutates beacuse of the irradiated teeth.
His own asshole has the shape of a swastika because he with Germany used to go bully filthy juden kids and hit them with sausages.
Romanian kid is so stupid, his brain became a black hole, making his cranium look caved in because of the black hole that sucks in air in his skull making the skull collapse.
The romanian returns home alone. He is sad. His grandparents just died, a girl called him ugly and he has no friends. No one likes him, no gf. He discovers aborted fetuses daily in his backpack, most likely put there by the gypsy bullies. He has no girlfriend, he has health problems, his mother is the international champion for dicksucking and his dad is Mr.Hands, a veterinary. He is me.
He is Romania.